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The Scarecrow by JessicaElwood The Scarecrow by JessicaElwood
The first partner Ardessia finds on her travel and my favorite so far. Desc goes to !!

*****

Bridget, "The Scarecrow." - A total ditz and an airhead, oblivious to the things going around her, always cheerful and spirited and impossible to bring down. She's not the brightest bulb in the box, but she seems to have a core of common sense that sees obvious solutions that other people often ignore: she may be a ditz, but she's not stupid. She eventually comes to grow a little more serious and becomes more mature, learning to take responsibility and not to treat everything as a joke.

Bridget was created by a necromancer in an attempt to build the perfect bride: however, the necromancer was not exactly the type of guy who falls in love with women based on their brains and personality, so he made her beautiful but didn't spend much time educating her. After the necromancer fell into a crypt while robbing graves and died, Bridget was left to aimlessly walk around looking for something to do. She eventually came across Ardessia, and decided to follow her just because she could and hey, why not?

*****

Ardessia found her sitting on a rain barrel with a scythe in her hand, just rocking back and forth and humming to herself. "Hello there," the witch said.

"Why hello there," the scarecrow said cheerfully. "Have you seen my shoes? I think they've gone and run off somewhere."

Ardessia paused. "Run off?"

"Yep! I lost one, so I sent the other one off to look for it." The scarecrow stared out into the wheat field. "They're not coming back, though. They must have run away together." The girl sighed and pouted. "I guess they didn't really like me. I don't blame them. I used to walk all over them."

Ardessia blink blinked and scratched her head. "Oh, well. . . ummm. . ." That's too bad."

"It's because I'm brainless, isn't it?" the scarecrow whimpered. She pouted, and tears welled up in her eyes. "I don't have a brain in my head, you know. . . it's all just stuffed with straw and blonde hair. . . I feel so stupid sometimes. Like the time when I decided to try planting popcorn so that we could pick popcorn right off the ears. . . or the time I tried to wash the dishes before eating so we wouldn't have to afterwards." She began to bawl. "I just. . . I'm so sorry!! I'm so sorry I don't have a brain!" she wailed.

Ardessia winced and covered her ears. "OW!" she sighed. "Do you have to do that? It hurts. . ."

"I'm sorry," the scarecrow sniffed. "But. . . I only wish that I could figure out how to get to the Warlock's castle. I hear he can do anything. . . maybe he could give a brainless bimbo like me a brain?"

Ardessia considered this. "If he can't," she said carefully, "Then I guess no one can."

"You really think so?" The scarecrow bounced up happily. "Ooh ooh ooh! Then that's where I'll go. . . to the East, right?"

"West," Ardessia said.

"Awww, shucks." The scarecrow sighed and stuck out her tongue, rubbing her head. "See what I mean? Words just fall right out again after they've been in there for a bit."

"Want to come with me?" Ardessia asked. "I mean, I'm already headed there to turn my boyfriend back into a real man." She gestured at the silent, pumpkin-headed ragamuffin hovering over her right shoulder.

"YAY!" The scarecrow laughed and extended her hand. "Then let's go together! You can call me Bridget, because that's my name, you know! Pleased to meet you, witchy!"

"The name is Ardessia," Ardessia sighed, "And you're standing on my bare foot."

"Oh dear!" the scarecrow jumped back and pressed her hands to her mouth. "Did your shoes run away from you too?"

"Not quite," Ardessia griped. "Some bitch dropped a house on me and stole them. But I'll tell you that story later. . ."
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joshua10000 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
This is not really appropriate human i'm a thirteen year old............................................................................. I love it EVERYTHING!:lovely: :lag: :love: la in love Love Tards Naruto Dancing Pikachu Loves It Plz Here's a kiss for you, my love! Fella Heart Kiss (Love) 
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GyroGun Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now if only the breasts were smaller. >.>
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:icontomytieneblas74:
tomytieneblas74 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sexiest Scarecrow I ever seen !
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:iconchipmunkraccoon2:
ChipmunkRaccoon2 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
She is kinda cute.
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MADstarter Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012
MAN!!!!! :jawdrop: :wow: :O What kind of scarecrow looks like HER?!?! :blush: :love: :heart: :blush: :love: :heart:

Except for the scythe, she doesn't look so scary to me!!!! ;) :rofl: :) :blush:

Oh, and the rest of the artwork is excellent, too! :XD: :D
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:icondarktyranitar21:
DarkTyranitar21 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012
woah this scarecrow dont seem so scary! :3 nice drawing
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:iconspacehead99:
Spacehead99 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
Such perfectly drawn tiny feet :) :)
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:iconshadowcat-666:
shadowcat-666 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
i don't thing this scarecrow is gonna scare much away shes more likely to draw them in cause of how she looks, but i love it though.
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:iconsrico:
Srico Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011
Lol that story bit at the bottom made me laugh
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:iconsketchyone:
SketchyOne Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
she is surely more attracting then scaring me away ^^'
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:iconcyberexedra:
CyberExedra Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011
Ahh anuther Fine looking scythe >:P bring on the crop of souls
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:icongetmoneyallday:
GetMoneyAllDay Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I really liked this pic and story!
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:iconkabula497:
Kabula497 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2010
Great Story+Great Picture=You a Genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:icony-mangaka:
Y-Mangaka Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
never saw a scarecrow so adorable !! X>
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:icongreysmoke321:
greysmoke321 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2009
I am more attracted to this scarecrow than frightened by her...
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:iconz5150:
z5150 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009
Awesome! :D
The eyes are so sweet
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:iconphantomhourglass:
PhantomHourglass Featured By Owner May 6, 2009
:wow:
I would so watch the Wizard of OZ w/her in it
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:icondoncreegan26:
Doncreegan26 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009  Student Artist
I lol'd... :thumb106017453: :thumb105890412:
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:icont-l-a:
T-L-A Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2008
"C'mere little scare crow, I got some indian corn for ya.."
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:iconstriderhiriu:
striderhiriu Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008  Student General Artist
Fiuuhhh fiuuuhh, Auhh...
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:iconshadowlore:
Shadowlore Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2008
Hmm, Wizard of Oz with a twist. Nice concept.
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:iconon-a-whm:
On-A-WHM Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2008
Hottest one of the group, by far! Love the overalls. :drool:

Great pic!
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:icongrimreaper6th:
grimreaper6th Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2008
Oh My God, hottness I wanna bang!
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:iconsonow42:
sonow42 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2008
omfg she is sooooooooooo hot
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:iconsonow42:
sonow42 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2008
vary vary vary hot i just want bang hir
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:iconsonow42:
sonow42 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2008
vary vary vary sexy
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DeadMetal-Drive Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2008
nice... scythe <_<;;
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:icongalamothreign:
GalamothReign Featured By Owner May 21, 2008
Good work!!!

You are Very Good!

Greetings!
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Zevon-The-Werewolf Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2008
"Some bitch dropped a house on me and stole them. But I'll tell you that story later. . ."

Hilarious!

Oh, and the picture... well, surprisingly, I find myself looking at the scythe, and hoping that I don't piss her off.

*gets scythed accidentally*

damnit...
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Morino5 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2008
:rofl: ah ha ha! like the story, it's hilarious.(stares at "chest")

love the pic too, especially the scyth... (tears eyes from boobies.) yes the scyth. :giggle:
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:iconheavy-fantasy:
Heavy-Fantasy Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2008
Love this picture, great art!
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:iconxiiikillerkeyblades:
XIIIKillerKeyblades Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2008
The design of that Scythe kinda reminds me of Marluxia's weapon from Kingdom Hearts.
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:icondavorin:
Davorin Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
Yeah, this is my fovorite one, thanks to the Scythe ^.^ I love Scythes as weapons
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:iconrhsdevelopments:
RHSDevelopments Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2008
I love it! very sexy.. aren't scarecrows' made of straw ;)
are these hand drawn or computer rendered? i must know!
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Tibu1122 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2008
o,o Wow..You have a Talent for Drawing Perfect Big breasted Characters. theyre all so Sexy ^_^
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:iconsangichan:
sangichan Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2008  Student Artisan Crafter
great job!!!
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:iconsoul-sculptor:
Soul-Sculptor Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2008
for some reason this reminds me of a funny email i got.
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Thunderlord Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2008
lol wow, i would love to be the man that would claim her

lol i wish i had *coughs8 someone make me a master pice something like this or with a catgirl lol :whee:
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Illustrator-at-Ma Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2007
i would like to b a crow sitting on her shoulder:P

nice^^

;)
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Quinn747 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2007
Heh, nice scythe.

I gotta read the story that those excerpts are from, it sounds quite interesting.
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:icontresson:
tresson Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
hey mayb just 4 fun u could do a oz theme ^-^
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:iconhappychibiguy:
happychibiguy Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2007
whoa she looks awesome! you´re incredibly talented :omg:
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kaamildragon Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2007
I love deam!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconpendragon9:
Pendragon9 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2007
That is one sexy scythe...

Or... is it a sickle? hmm....

Oh, and the girl is REALLY pretty too.
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Robbeech90 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007
*goes red* i i was a crow id be scared 2 im scared of big strong sexy women and i love when they cuddle me knowing im scared^^
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:iconkylescott:
KyleScott Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2007
i wouldent mind her being my scarecrow hehe ^^
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:iconlizard90:
Lizard90 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2007
Heh. Beautiful blonde ditz and a funny start of a story. Very nice indeed. Blond ditzes are so adorable. That scythe's shape looks familiar...
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:iconlouis-ruthven:
Louis-Ruthven Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2007
I dare ya to scare me... :rofl:

Good work!
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:iconmdfive:
MDFive Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
She is such a cutie!
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Baka-Ranger-Green Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Very nice pic^^ i like your take on the scarecrow, cutie this one is. the sythe was a nice touch, Keep it up! :+favlove:
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